Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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