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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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