hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
accomplished twins. life is a go
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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