I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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