But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I think people are normalizing furries
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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