What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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