super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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