Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I believe in your delicious
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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