Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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