Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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