when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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