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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I would ride that face into the sunset
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You don't make any sense
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