you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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