check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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