my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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