oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
ok first of all what the fuck
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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