I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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