His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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