she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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