did you get engaged???
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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