There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Randomize
