this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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