Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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