Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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