You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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