You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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