I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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