he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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