im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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