i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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