It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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