Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid