For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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