This girl is more easily done than said...
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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