I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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