When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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