haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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