i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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