yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
The adults are the big ones right?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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