he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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