don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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