is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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