I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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