He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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