Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
