You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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