what if I'm pregnant?
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He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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