I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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