We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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