Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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