I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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