in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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