I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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