woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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