Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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