She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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